[Sammy J]
Goodnight Randy
Rest your sleepy head

[Randy]
Goodnight Sammy
Climb into your bed

[Both]
And you'll float away
Like a marshmallow cloud in the sky
Watch if fly

[Sammy J]
Stage one, Randy
Your body relaxes its actions

[Randy]
Involuntary muscle contractions

[Sammy J]
Followed by feelings of falling

[Randy]
You're not really falling

[Sammy J]
It's just a sensation preceding stage two

[Randy]
When your eye movement ceases

[Sammy J]
Your cortex
Slows down and releases

[Both]
Sporadic electrical impulses out of your brain

[Sammy J]
Stage three is the same

[Randy]
More or less

[Sammy J]
And then your sleep will get deeper

[Randy]
Now you're in stage four

[Sammy J]
Brain waves are slowing

[Randy]
You're going to sleep

[Both]
And the more you relax
Your whole body contracts
And your brain starts to fuck with your eyes
(R.E.M.)
R.E.M
It's our favorite part of the night
R.E.M
R.E.M
When we're rapidly moving our eyes

[Sammy J]
My blood pressure rises

[Randy]
My heart rate's increased

[Sammy J]
Our brain paralyzes our limbs when we reach

[Both]
R.E.M
R.E.M

[Sammy J]
Now I'm flying a llama

[Randy]
And I've got a hard-on

[Both]
R.E.M
R.E.M

[Sammy J]
Now the llama's my mom

[Randy]
I'm a Japanese vehicle

[Sammy J]
Now I'm sitting exams

[Randy]
I'm drowning in marmalade

[Sammy J]
My shoes are delicious

[Randy]
I'm fingering Enya

[Sammy J]
Now I'm in Zimbabwe and Robert Mugabe is waxing my balls

[Randy]
I'm a flapjack

[Both]
R.E.M
R.E.M
(Sun is rising)
Forget it or else keep that shit to yourself
You're awake