They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave because I'd go berserk?
Well, you left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone completely out of my mind

[Chorus]
And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-ha
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha

[Verse 2]
You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed, you laughed when I had said
That losing you would make me flip my lid
Right? You know you laughed, I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed and laughed and then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad

[Chorus]
And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-ha
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha
[Verse 3]
I cooked your food, I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish loving deeds?
Huh? Well, you just wait, they'll find you yet
And when they do, they'll put you in
The ASPCA
, you mangy mutt

[Chorus]
And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-ha
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats

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About

Genius Annotation

“They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!” is a 1966 novelty song written and performed by Jerry Samuels under the pseudonym Napoleon XIV. The song’s lyrics depict a man seemingly speaking to his ex-girlfriend and describing his descent into madness after she left him, announcing his impending committal to a psychiatric hospital. In a twist, it is later revealed that the man is not addressing a woman, but instead a runaway dog.

The song became an instant hit in the United States, peaking at #3 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart; however, the song had a short chart run due to backlash from those who felt the song was ridiculing the mentally ill, leading radio stations to stop playing it.

The composition and structure of “They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!” was unique for a hit of the time period, consisting of nothing but spoken-word vocals, drums, tambourine, hand claps, and siren sound effects. The vocals are notably pitch-shifted during the choruses to further illustrate the protagonist’s insanity, which Samuels achieved by manipulating the recording speed of his vocal track. Samuels has said that the composition was inspired by the traditional Scottish song “The Campbells Are Coming”.

Q&A

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What did Napoleon XIV say about "They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!"?
Genius Answer

I was a recording engineer, worked full time for Nat Schnapf at Associated Recording, and did all these things on spare time. If there was a lull during the day, I could work on my things, if not I could work on them at night.

“They’re Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!” exists because Nat Schnapf trusted me. I conceived of a way to record something and gradually raise its pitch without changing its tempo. I heard that sound in my head and knew it was going to be very unique. Nat had to build a new device, so that we could change the speed of the four-track Scully tape recorder, but he did it because he believed in me.

It took me nine months to write the piece. By the time I finished writing it, I knew the kind of effect I was going to go for.

– Napoleon XIV in the liner notes for The Second Coming (1996)

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