[Pre-Chorus]
And I always groom, and I always groom little kids
I've been lying straight through my teeth for way too long
I’m so gifted at finding the minors I like the most
So I think it's time for us to have a toast

[Chorus]
Let's have a toast to the groomers
Let’s have a toast to the admins
Let's have a toast to the minors
Every one of them that I've groomed
Yeah I fap, yeah I jerk off
I don't wanna get another job
If you're a kid around me
Run away as fast as you can

[Verse 1]
A bunch of children in my Discord
I send a minor Rule 34
I don't know what it is with sex laws
But apparently that's not okay
See I could have me a good girl
And still be addicted to the minors
And I just blame cancel culture
At least you know that I'm a douchebag

[Pre-Chorus]
And I always groom, and I always groom little kids
I’ve been lying straight through my teeth for way too long
I’m so gifted at finding the minors I like the most
So I think it's time for us to have a toast

[Chorus]
Let’s have a toast to the groomers
Let's have a toast to the admins
Let's have a toast to the minors
Every one of them that I've groomed
Yeah I fap, yeah I jerk off
I don’t wanna get another job
If you're a kid around me
Run away as fast as you can