[Verse 1]
I went out, it was a Friday night
To hit the bar and have a beer and cry
But then the bouncer said, no baggy jeans in here
But I was wearing fuckin' tights

[Chorus]
That’s about the time it fuckin' dawned on me
Nobody loves you when you're black and free
I shoulda checked the demographics first
What the hell is wrong with me? That bitch said I don't act my race
What's my race again? What’s my race again?

[Verse 2]
Later on, on the drive home
I saw a cop on a side road
He said he hated blacks
And would whoop my ass
So I told him to suck my dick

[Chorus]
That's about the time it fuckin' dawned on me
Nobody loves you when you're black and free
I should have gone with at least one white friend
I’m too drunk to code switch. Clearly he’s a racist bitch
What's my race again? What's my race again?

[Bridge]
I told that fuckin' cop
To kiss my fuckin' ass
He didn’t like my attitude
He pushed me in the grass
I punched him in the face
And kicked him in the dick
'Cause I don’t give a shit

[Chorus]
That’s about the time it fuckin' dawned on me
I can not live in white supremacy
And I should really mug white people
That’s what they expect of me. I'm sure they will blame my race
What's my race again?

[Outro]
That's about the time the cops rolled up on me
When I walked in to buy some anti-freeze
Because my car broke down on 85
Clearly I deserved to die though white people invented this
What's my race again? What's my race again?