Adele
Fabricio Mello - DJ Lyrics

Herro i'm Chinese
Hello, I am a person of Chinese origin.

I was wondering if you would like Some beef with broccoli
May I interest you in a Chinese dish made of beef and broccoli?

I come over from Beijing I play ping pong and pray to Buddha And say ching chong chong ching
I come from the capital city of China and enjoy playing a popular Chinese sport and practicing my religious beliefs while using common expressions in my native language.

Herro you want sake? Or you want California dragon roll With ginger and wasabi
Would you prefer a type of Japanese alcohol or a popular sushi roll that originated in California with accompanying condiments?

If you're hungry call me I get you table in my restaurant With free fortune cookie There's a small difference between lunch And dinner price
If you are feeling hungry, please contact me and I will reserve a table for you in my restaurant. You will be provided with a complimentary fortune cookie. It is important to note that the prices of our lunch and dinner menus differ slightly.

Herro from the Far East Side Our wall goes for a thousand miles Our children make Nikes And sing Christmas songs And Kim Jong Un leads us We dream of his dong
Greetings from the eastern side of the world. Our wall extends for a long distance, and our youth contribute to the production of a popular brand of footwear while also embracing the celebration of a foreign holiday. Our leader is admired, and we aspire to attain his greatness.

Herro from the Far East Side I like eggrolls, I cannot lie I sell you calamari with pepper and salt Little House on the Prairie Is my favorite show in the world
Hello again from the eastern side of the world. As part of my culinary preferences, I enjoy consuming a rolled up food item containing vegetables and sometimes meat. I also offer squid prepared in a seasoned manner. Despite being from a faraway culture, I particularly enjoy a specific television show from a western country.

Herro how are you? It's so typical of me to Talk about soy sauce i sorry
Greetings, how are you doing? I apologize in advance for bringing up a typical condiment used in Chinese cuisine.

I don't feel too well Ever since I ate that orange chicken I can't take a crap ancient secret Of the orange sauce mix cum with clementine
I am currently experiencing some discomfort after consuming a type of chicken with a citrus flavor. It is thought to be an ancient recipe utilizing a mix of special ingredients, including the use of semen and clementines.

Herro from the Far East Side I also selling child brides I sell you my daughter for 20 Remninbi That's like 100 dollar She hardly ever cries
Greetings once more from the eastern side of the world. In addition to my role as a food vendor, I am also involved in the sale of young girls for marriage purposes. My daughter is available for 20 Remninbi or the equivalent of $100 USD. She is known to be less prone to shedding tears.

Herro from the Laos side My people have Laosian pride We killed 2 million thousand in 1969 And the ones we didn't kill We made sit outside on the floor
Greetings from a different eastern country known as Laos. We possess national pride and have committed a large number of killings. In 1969, we took the lives of 2 million people. Those who survived were forced to sit on the ground.

Uh, one, two, three South Korea don't got shit on me I from the hood i rap real good Nuclear war? I wish a bitch would
A rhythmic chant indicating my superiority over a neighboring country. I am a skilled rapper hailing from a difficult area, and I do not fear the potentiality of large-scale warfare.

Rewind and listen again i get mad pussy You kiss men Please leave message when you call Stupid Mongolians breaking my wall
An urging to repeat the preceding statement. An insult regarding your sexuality. A request to leave a message when contacting me. A reference to outsiders interfering with something of mine.

Herro from the Far East Side I sometimes blow another guy I still use Compuserve, Windows 31 And I love Filipinos But I don't like Taiwan
Greetings from yet another location in the eastern region. I admit to engaging in homosexual acts at times and am known to use outdated technology. I hold a positive view of the people from the Philippines but have a negative perception of those from Taiwan.

Herro from the Far East Side I chilling on a water slide I do your dry cleaning At the Dry Cleaner Mart And I know math and science Because Asians are smart benihana Is good
Greetings from my current location where I am taking it easy on a water ride. I am employed in the business of professionally cleaning your clothing items at a specific establishment. As an Asian person, I am attributed with being knowledgeable in the fields of mathematics and science. I hold a favorable view of a popular restaurant chain.

Herro oh shit, the song's over
Greetings. It appears that the song has come to an end.