verse
Well, I woke up this morning
On the wrong side of the bed
And how I got to thinkin'
About all those things you said
And how they make you sick
And if callin' names kicks back on you
Then I hope this does the trick
verse
'Cause I'm sick of your complainin'
And I'm sick of all your bitchin'
'Bout your poodles and your pills
And I just can't see no humour
And I think I can do more for you
With this here fork and knife
chorus
There's only one thing that they're good for
Take one bite now, come back for more
I gotta get this off my chest
Take one bite now, spit out the rest
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So I called up my headshrinker
And I told him what I'd done
Said you'd best go on a diet
Yeah, I hope you have some fun
And don't go burst your bubble
On the rich folks who get rude
'Cause you won't get in no trouble
When you eats that kinda food
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Now their smokin' up the junk bonds
And then they go get stiff
And they're dancin' in the yacht club
But there's one good thing that happens
When you toss your pearls to swine
Their attitudes may taste like shit
But go real good with wine
chorus
There's only one thing that they're good for
Take one bite now, come back for more
I gotta get this off my chest
Take one bite now, spit out the rest
verse
Believe in all the good things
That money just can't buy
Then you won't get no belly ache
I believe in rags to riches
Your inheritance won't last
So take your grey coupon my friend
And shove it up your ass!
chorus
There's only one thing that they're good for
Take one bite now, come back for more
I gotta get this off my chest
Take one bite now, spit out the rest
chorus
There's only one thing that they're good for
Take one bite now, come back for more
Don't stop me now, I'm going crazy
Now that's my idea of a good time, baby