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I met a girl by the name of Miss Fortune
Her dady was a very rich man
He told me with sympathy: take caution
If you wanna take my little girl's hand
See money that I have might be good for something
And little Miss Fortune is short to become
Unfortunately just like her mother
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I've seen her back when I was young and dumb
Before me and mama Fortune got wed
Between riding a bus or driving a new Rolls Royce yeah
And I decided what I wanted was the ...
But the problem we're having in everything you want
Is you never really know what you need
Now Miss Fortune is as poor as little Debbie Toung
And it's my fault so I suggest you take my heal/heat
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So you met my little girl Miss Fortune
And you know that I'm a very rich man
I told you to preceed with caution
If you wanna take my little girl's hand
See money that I have might be good for something
And little Miss Fortune was short to become
Unfortunately just like her mother