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When they dressed me and they put me on a plane to Memphis, well
I just sweated it out in a hotel room
But I think the King would have understood
Why I never made it to Graceland
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Well, pick me up in New Orleans
Pinned in a bathroom stall
Press my corpse against the wall
I told the band to leave without me
And I'll see you all with Elvis
If I don't survive the night
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And after every tour, I swear I'll quit
It's all the boys now, this is it
But the call, it always comes, and the songs
Like children begging to be born
But, oh, I guess I got my wish
Anything, anything, anything but this