Time to rock it from the delta to the DMZ!
Is that me, or does that sound like an Elvis Presley movie?
Why don′t they get a rope and hang me?
Hey, is it a little too early for being that loud?
What′s the "0" stand for? "
Oh, my God, it's early." Speaking of early,"
Picture a man going on a journey beyond sight and sound.
He′s entered the demilitarized zone."
What is a demilitarized zone?
Sounds like something out of The Wizard of Oz. "
Oh no don′t go in there!" "
Oh look you've landed in Saigon.
You′re among the little people now." "
We represent the ARVN army, the ARVN army.
Follow the Ho Chi Minh trail!
Follow the Ho Chi Minh trail!" "Oh!
I'll get you my pretty!" Oh my God!
It′s the wicked Witch of the North!
Now, little GI, you and your little Toto too!" "
What are you doing, Adrian?" Oh, Hanna, you slut.
You′ve been down on everything but the Titanic.
I'm melting. My pretty." But hey, here's a little advice.
Don′t eat at a restaurant located next to a pound.
Let′s check in the field now.
Roosevelt." Roosevelt, what town are you stationed in? "
I'm stationed in Poontang." Well, thank you, Roosevelt.
What′s the weather like out there? "
Hottest things is my shorts.
I could cook things in it.
A little crotch pot cooking." Well, can you tell me what it feels like. "
Were you born on the sun?
I saw - It's so damn hot, I saw little guys, their orange robes burst into flames.
Do you know what I′m talking about." What do you think it's going to be like tonight? "
It′s going to be hot and wet!
That's nice if you′re with a lady, but it ain't no good if you′re in the jungle." Thank you, Roosevelt.
Here's a song coming your way right now. "
Nowhere To Run To" by Martha and the Vandellas.