Well, the telephone is ringing
Is that my mother on the phone
Is that my mother on the phone
The telephone is screaming
Is that my mother on the phone
Well, every girl I got out with
Becomes my mother in the end
Becomes my mother in the end
Well, I hear my mother calling
But I don't need her as a friend
Oh mother dear please listen
Oh mother dear please listen
Oh women please have mercy
Oh mother dear please listen
Well, the telephone is ringing
Is that my mother on the phone
Is that my mother on the phone
The telephone is screaming
Is that my mother on the phone