Where the Rubber Meets the Road

Somewhere, some girl is crazy And some boy's half out of his head Somewhere, somebody's fearless And someone won't wind up dead Somewhere two hearts are pounding And they don't care what's correct Somewhere, somebody's falling in love Without a background check Son, I'm Mr. PC, believe you me I'm the ultimate king of correct And if you wanna make it, you gotta make her take it As a sign of your big respect If you're gonna do it, you gotta see through it To the heavenly trust that it is Then you can call her a slut, and you can call her a slave Just remember to call her Miss Where the rubber meets the road Welcome to protection mode Used to be sex, was a fine hello Now the rubber meets the road You say, "Girl, you're a beauty but I'm no beast I got a little contract right here You can slam on the brakes anytime you got the stick Even if we're in fourth gear" Cop in the front seat, lawyer in the back seat Gettin' it on videotape Got a shrink in my bed, Lord, sittin' on the headboard Swearin' that we both got raped Where the rubber meets the road Welcome to protection mode Used to be sex, was a fine hello Now the rubber meets the road Where the rubber meets the road Boy meets girl and watch it explode Yes means no means yes means no Where the rubber meets the road Somewhere, some girl is crazy And some boy's half out of his head Somewhere, somebody's fearless And someone won't wind up dead Somewhere two hearts are pounding And they don't care what's correct Somewhere, somebody's fallin' in love Without a background check Somewhere, somebody's falling in love Without a background check Where the rubber meets the road Welcome to protection mode Used to be sex, was a fine hello Now the rubber meets the road Where the rubber meets the road Boy meets girl then watch it explode Yes means no means yes means no Where the rubber meets the road Where the rubber meets the road Welcome to protection mode Used to be sex, was a fine hello Now the rubber meets the road Where the rubber meets the road Boy meets girl then watch it explode Yes means no means yes means no Yes means no means yes means no Yes means no means yes means no Where the rubber meets the road Where the rubber meets the road Somewhere, some girl is crazy And some boy's half out of his head Somewhere, there's just the moment Where all remains unsaid Somewhere, two hearts are pounding And they don't care what's correct Somewhere, somebody's fallin' in love