Thank God

Yeah, I'll admit I've had sex before marriage I've smoked hella weed And then I shared it Yeah, I confess I've scrolled through Pornhub I've had impure thoughts And acted upon them So if the pearly gates Won't open up for me At least I know There's somewhere else I can go Thank God Thank God for making a Hell Thank God for making a place full of fire And greedy-ass liars Where I'm just like everyone else Thank God for Hell Yeah, I'll admit My mind's a bit dirty Only go to church If somebody's forced me Yeah, I confess I say some bad words And I haven't yet, but I bet I'll get a divorce So if the pearly gates Won't open up for me At least I know There's somewhere else I can go Thank God Thank God for making a Hell Thank God for making a place full of fire And greedy-ass liars Where I'm just like everyone else Thank God Thank God for knowing me well Thank God for making a place I can smoke And tell fucked up jokes Eternally just be myself Thank God for Hell Thank God for Hell If the pearly gates Won't open up for me Fuck 'em Thank God Thank God for making a Hell Thank God for making a place full of fire And greedy-ass liars Where I'm just like everyone else Thank God Thank God for knowing me well Thank God for making a place I can smoke And tell fucked up jokes Eternally just be myself Thank God for Hell