Don't Sit Down 'Cause I've Moved Your Chair

Break a mirror, roll the dice Run with scissors through a chip-pan firefight Go into business with a grizzly bear But just don't sit down 'cause I've moved your chair Find a well-known hard man and start a fight Wear your shell suit on bonfire night Filling a circular hole with a pen that's square But just don't sit down 'cause I've moved your chair Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah Bite the lightning and tell me how it tastes Kung fu fighting on your roller skates Do the Macarena in the devil's lair But just don't you sit down 'cause I've moved your chair, yeah Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah, woo! Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah Ooh Thank you very much for having us, Royal Albert Hall If I can call you that