More Surprised Than Me

I bought a Harvard sweatshirt off the Goodwill rack Makes some people wonder if I'm smart like that And that guitar layin' on the chair is worn out like my boots Makes it look like I can play it better than I do But nobody buys it when we walk in They say there ain't no way that she's with him In a world where nothing is what it seems Ain't no one more surprised than me It's funny how some strangers like to size me up This attitude, it makes me straight and this accent makes me dumb I can tell 'em I've got pirate blood or ancient royalty Thеre's no end to the lies that I could get 'em to believe But nobody buys it when we walk in They say there ain't no way that she's with him In a world where nothing is what it seems Ain't no one more surprised than me Must have done somethin' right, somethin' right In another life 'Cause nobody buys it when we walk in They say there ain't no way that she could be with him In a world where nothing is what it seems Ain't no one more surprised than me Oh, ain't no one more surprised than me