Beach Ain't One

Girl dropped me like a yo-yo So now I'm flyin' solo New dude in her Facebook photo Looks like Chevy Chase Lost my keys, I's late to work Bossman actin' like a jerk He was doggin' me so I broke the leash And put in my two weeks Bought some Walmart shades and a one-way ticket South of the USA, girl, I bet you wishin' You had this palm tree view, no shirt, no shoes But I got a hot date with the sand and the sun Ninety-nine problems but a beach ain't one A margarita and a mini umbrella Sure helps a sunburnt fella Around here, taxi cabs ain't yellow But I took one anyway, yeah, I did I went on a little coastal cruise Just soakin' up them ocean blues Ate a local enchilada And there's a town here called Chihuahua? What? Got some Walmart shades and a one-way ticket South of the USA, girl, I bet you wishin' You had this palm tree view, no shirt, no shoes But I got a hot date with the sand and the sun Ninety-nine problems but a beach ain't one Sittin' here, smokin' this cigar Ain't no part of me wonderin' where you are Oh, hell nah Got some Walmart shades and a one-way ticket South of the USA, girl, I bet you wishin' You had this palm tree view, no shirt, no shoes But I got a hot date with the sand and the sun Ninety-nine problems but a beach ain't one No, a beach ain't one Oh, it's feelin' good out here, baby Woo, yeah No, a beach ain't one Oh, no, it ain't No, a beach ain't one