Kick Ass

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth Then He created the waters and the land And then He created man But man degenerated And descended into the black hole of making bad music So a darkness fell all around Only He could know of the storm that was coming The hurricane that was brewing Yes, there was something wrong, something missing There was no rock music! So He sent an angel And out of the mist, that angel came He wore boots, blue jeans And a baseball cap He had a big ol' smile like a welcome mat How cool is that? Then all the world went silent and they looked up Because they wall wanted to hear what he had to say And after a moment's silence, he said "Let there be guitar! Drums Bass Piano Let there be a kick-ass, kick-ass rockin' band Let's go" Oh-oh Oh, yeah Alright Well, if you're looking for fun, turn the music on Let's light a real big fire If you wanna blast, let's kick some ass And raise the roof a little bit higher If you need a rush, grab your favorite crush Gotta go against the grain If you're here for the show, and you're ready to go Let's ride this crazy train If you like some kick-ass rockin' music We're a kick-ass rockin' band If you can't play a lick, just play anything Raise hell and clap your hands Spread the word, bring your friends The whole wide world is joining in If you love some kick-ass rockin' music We're a kick-ass rockin' band Oh, yeah If you want the good back in the good times Get the grease back in your gears C'mon, bang your drum and make your guitar strum Put the buzz back in your beer If you want a real sure thing, let the singer sing Turn the tunes on up to ten If you had a long hard day, you need to get away It's time to rock 'n' roll again If you want some kick-ass rockin' music We're a kick-ass rockin' band If you can't play a lick, just play anything Raise hell and clap your hands Spread the word, bring your friends The whole wide world is joining in If you love kick-ass rockin' music We're a kick-ass rockin' band Ah, that's right Kick-ass Oh, yeah, yeah Oh, let's go Oh, if you like kick-ass rockin' music Make some noise and clap your hands If you want some kick-ass rockin' music We're a kick-ass rockin' band, yeah Kick-ass rockin' music We're a kick-ass rockin' band If you can't play a lick, just play anything Raise hell and clap your hands Spread the word, bring your friends The whole wide world is joining in If you love some kick-ass rockin' music We're a kick-ass rockin' band (Whoa) oh, yeah (Whoa) (Whoa) yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (Whoa) everybody say (whoa) C'mon, spread the word (whoa) Bring all your friends (whoa) C'mon, join hands (whoa) And join a kick-ass rockin' band