Villain Medley

I admit that in the past I've been a nasty They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways Repented, seen the light, and made a switch Poor unfortunate souls In pain, in need This one longing to be thinner That one wants to get the girl And do I help them? Yes, indeed So Ali turns out to be merely Aladdin Just a con, need I go on? Take it from me His personality flaws Give me adequate cause To send him packing on a one-way trip So his prospects take a terminal dip His assets frozen, the venue chosen Is the ends of the earth, whoopee! Carson: Guys see ya! So long! It's Prince Ali! No one's slick as Gaston No one's quick as Gaston No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston For there's no man in town half as manly Perfect, a pure paragon! Mine, boys, mine ev'ry mountain And dig, boys, dig 'til ya drop Grab a pick, boys Quick, boys Shove in a shovel Uncover those lovely Pebbles that sparkle and shine It's gold and it's mine, mine, mine Be prepare for a chance of a lifetime Be prepared for sensational news A shining new era Is tiptoeing nearer June: And where do we feature? Just listen to teacher I know it sounds sordid But you'll be rewarded When at last I am given my dues And injustice deliciously squared Be prepared! Like fire, darkfire This fire in my skin Choose me or your pyre Be mine or you will burn Sit down at my table Put your minds at ease If you relax it will enable me to do anything I please I got voodoo, I got hoodoo I got things I ain't even tried! And I got friends on the other side Mother knows best Listen to your mother It's a scary world out there Mother knows best One way or another Something will go wrong. I swear Skip the drama Stay with mama Mother knows best Cruella De Vil Cruella De Vil If she doesn't scare you No evil thing will To see her is to Take a sudden chill Cruella, Cruella De Vil She's like a spider waiting For the kill Cruella, Cruella De Vil Shiny Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough Strut my stuff; my stuff is so Shiny Send your armies but they'll never be enough My shell's too tough You'll never be quite as Shiny You wish you were nice and Shiny! Hey, wait!