Big Ass Headache

I feel like I've been rode hard and hung up wet Swallowed by a mule and crapped off a cliff I drank enough whiskey to fill up a lake Woke up this morning with a big ass headache Y'all I ain't kidding this son of a bitch hurts Where the hell are my pants must be with my shirt I still got my boots on but make no mistake They can't help me kick this big ass headache Another night of gettin' right Gettin' home at daylight Payin' for all the hell that I raised It's a Jack Daniel's jackhammer Shut the door but don't slam her Kind of feelin' poundin' my brain I got a big ass headache I've tried BC Powder I've tried hair of the dog I could sweat it out but hell I hate to jog Bet I've drank ten gallons of green Gatorade But still it ain't drownin' this big ass headache Another night of gettin' right Gettin' home at daylight Payin' for all the hell that I raised It's a Jack Daniel's jackhammer Shut the door but don't slam her Kind of feelin' poundin' my brain I got a big ass headache It's half past six and there goes my phone I found my britches but I should probably stay home Pound a few waters try to rehydrate 'Cause I know what's coming in the morning A big ass headache A big ass headache