Boats 'N Hoes (From the Motion Picture "Step Brothers")

Boats and hoes, boats and hoes I gotta have me, my boats and hoes Boats and hoes, boats and hoes I gotta have me, my boats and hoes Boats and hoes, boats and hoes I gotta have me, my boats and hoes The Nina (oh), the Pinta (oh), the Santa Maria (oh) I'll do you in the bottom while you're drinking Sangria Nachos and Lemonheads on my dad's boat You won't go down 'cause my dick can float We sail around the world and go port to port Every time I cum, I produce a quart Put on your life vest, let's drop anchor There's a nice lady whore, I'd like to spank her Boats and hoes, boats and hoes I gotta have me, my boats and hoes Boats and hoes, boats and hoes I gotta have me, my boats and hoes Deadliest catch, without the crabs We're almost out of gas, call the A-rabs I'm a pussy pirate, my name is Jack Sparrow Take off my pants, so you can see my flesh arrow Make sure to wax, use your mom's Nair You'll be amazed when I cum in your hair Pull up the anchor 'cause we're leaving dry land Get below deck with a dick in your hand Anchors away and shiver me timbers We like to fuck ladies with our 8-inch members Love me hookers who be a-curvy Ain't no lemons and limes, so contracted the scurvy Drop the anchor, give that ho a shout 'Cause I'm using my compass to find a nappy dugout Boats and hoes, boats and hoes I gotta have me, my boats and hoes Boats and hoes, boats and hoes I gotta have me, my boats and hoes Boats and hoes, boats and hoes I gotta have me, my boats and hoes (That's the male Mariah Carey, y'all)Boats and hoes, boats and hoes (Give it up) I gotta have me, my boats and hoes