I'm Breaking Down

I'd like to be a princess on a throne To have a country I can call my own And a king Who's lusty and requires a fling With a female thing Great! Men will be men Let me turn on the gas I caught them in the den With Marvin grabbing Whizzer's ass! Oh sure, I'm sure, he's sure He did his best I mean he meant to be what he was not The things he was are things which I forgot He's a queen I'm a queen! Where is my crown? I'm breaking down I'm breaking down! My life is shitty and my kid seems like an idiot to me! I mean that's sick I mean he's great! It's me who is the matter Talking madder than the maddest hatter! If I repeat one more word, I swear I'll lose my brain! Ohhh, what else should I explain? Oh yes it's true! I can cry on cue! But so can you I'm breaking down I'm breaking down! Down, down! You ask me is it fun to cry over nothing? It is! I'm breaking down Now let's consider what I might do next I hate admitting I've become perplexed I'm bereived I've cried, I've shook I've yelled! I've heaved I have been decieved! As enemies go, Whizzer is not so bad It's just he's so damn happy That it makes me so damn mad! I wanna hate him, but I really can't It's like a nightmare how this all proceeds I hope that Whizzer don't fufill his needs! Don't is wrong, sing along! What was the noun I'm breakin' down I'm breaking down I'll soon redecorate these stalls! I'd like some patting in the walls And also pills I wanna sleep! Sure, things will probably worsen But it's not like I'm some healthy person I've rethought my talks with Marv And one fact does emerge Oh, I think I like his shrink So that is why I might turn to drink! I'm on the brink of breaking down I'm breaking down! Down! down! I only want to love a man who can love me Or like me Or help me Help me! Marvin was never mine! He took his meetings in the boy's latrine I used to cry He'd make a scene! I'd rather die than dry clean Marvin's wedding gown! I'm breaking down! I'm breaking down! It's so upsetting when I found that what's rectangular is round I mean, it stinks! I mean, he's queer And me, I'm just a freak who needs it maybe every other week I don't know! I've rethought the fun we had And one fact does emerge I played the foolish clown The almost vigin who sings this dirge Is on the verge of breaking down! I'm breaking down! Down, down! The only thing that's breaking up is my family The only thing that's breaking up is my family! But me! I'm breaking down!