Cover art for “My Social Life” | Parody of ’Your New Boyfriend by Wilbur Soot by Maia Kristensen

“My Social Life” | Parody of ’Your New Boyfriend by Wilbur Soot

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“My Social Life” | Parody of ’Your New Boyfriend by Wilbur Soot Lyrics

Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
When I used to picture future me I thought
I thought when I got to high school
People would think I’m so cool

Now I'm 16 I’ve never been to a party
I’m sure that they just forgot to invite me
If I was like everyone else
Maybe they would like me

But they’re going out, and I’m in a Twitch Chat
Watching some grown adults play Minecraft
Yeah they might have social skills
But I bet I have more bed wars kills
I could go out and live my life
But it looks like Wilbur Soot is livе, oh-oh
My social life has gone out the window


Woo!

Now I’m on youtubе (I’m always on youtube)
Re-watching people’s old cooking streams
I have school in the morning
But one more video won’t hurt me

My grades are starting to stress me out
I think I’m on the verge of breaking down
Hold that thought, Tommy posted a video
I’m ok now
And I’m caught in a dream (caught in a dream x2)
Yeah I’m caught in a dream
Always talking about the SMP
I’m caught in a dream (caught in a dream x2)
Waiting for that message on my screen

How on earth can I be saved
When I’m one click away from insane?
I have so many theories
But they always end up surprising me
I’m not gonna watch another stream
It’s 2 am and I need to sleep
But Quackity is playing Jackbox…

They’re going out while I’m in a twitch chat
Watching some British teens play Minecraft
And yeah they might have social skills
But I bet I have more Bedwars kills
I could go out and live my life
But it looks like Wilbur Soot is live
My social life has gone out the window

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January 24, 2021
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