[Verse 1: Matthias & Amanda Faye]
I can’t sleep, this song is stuck inside my head
Go to sleep, or you’ll get my fist instead
I can’t breathe
That’s no concern to me, no concern to me
It’s something like, “Dun dun-dun-dun-dun, baby”
Nope, that’s not it, I’m crazy
Why couldn’t it be Coldplay
Just be glad it’s not Michael Bublé

[Hook: Matthias]
If only I could remember the lyrics
Something, something, something about a dog
As far as pop music
I don’t think I’ve ever heard a worse song
I can’t take it anymore, anymore
It’s going through my head a thousand times, thousand 4
The sound of fingernails on whiteboards
Is going to send me to a mental war

[Verse 2: Matthias]
Why don’t you try to sing something
Or maybe try Radio Disney
“Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney Disney”
What the heck am I hearing?
I know I’ll just use Shazam
“Dun dun-dun-dun-dun, blim blam”
"What did it say?"
There was no match
And is this your first time singing

[Hook: Matthias]
I could be done with all of this
If only I could just remember the name
It had something to do with a horse
Now I just sound like I’m going insane
I can’t take it anymore, anymore
Man overboard, man overboard
I’m here for moral support, moral support
You don’t seem like yourself anymore
My head is a perfect storm, a perfect storm
Of lollipops and candy corn, and candy corn
Maybe we should resort to force, resort to force
I just don’t want to live anymore

[Outro: Matthias & J-Fred]
Wait, wait I can't remember it, I can't remember the song!
Oh, you mean the one that goes, "Dun dun-dun-dun-dun"?