[Intro]
Aw mate I'm fucking back and I'm better than ever. I've got no cock-cheddar but the thing is yeah, the song 'I Just Can't Get It Up', well fuck that because I can. And that's what this song's about, I am fucking blazing because I was watching like fucking EastEnders the other day, I was watching Peggy Mitchell go "Get out of my fucking pub" and her fucking accent turned me on like a motherfucker. And it gave me a right Woody Allen, I have got a proper stiffy mate, watch your eyes 'cause it will poke them out. I'm fucking blazed, fuck Carol Vorderman in the arse with a rusty railing. Here we go, fucking blazing...

[Verse 1]
Everybody took the piss
Everybody laughed at it
When I just couldn't make it rise, oh rise

[Chorus]
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Burberry got it up, got it up
Burberry got it up
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Burberry got it up, got it up
Burberry got it up

[Verse 2]
"Get out of my pub, get out of my pub"
Fucking hell I've got a fucking boner
Fucking Peggy Mitchell, aw mate
Now that my dick is solid
All of the girls, they want it
They all wish to get the special prize

[Chorus]
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Burberry got it up, got it up
Burberry got it up
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Burberry got it up, got it up
Burberry got it up

[Verse 3]
What the fuck are Phil and Grant gonna do mate?
I'm having your gran or your mum
Or whatever the fuck she is
She's fit as fuck (I got it up!)
Aw mate, she can pour me a pint
I bet she gives good head
Ah, she's fucking well fit mate
Peggy Mitchell, Peggy Mitchell
I'll slip right in, I'll slip right in
You're not fat, you're thin
Aw mate she's so fucking tasty
I hope her pussy's not crusty like a pastry

[Chorus]
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Burberry got it up, got it up
Burberry got it up
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Burberry got it up, got it up
Burberry got it up

[Verse 4]
Aw mate, my dick's as big as that trumpet you're playing
You can give it a good polishing if you want mate, aw
Now they wanna be with me
'Cause I can get a stiffy
See I'm harder than the other guys

[Chorus]
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Burberry got it up, got it up
Burberry got it up
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Burberry got it up, got it up
Burberry got it up

[Verse 5]
Can you get your dick hard Burberry? Got it up!
Do you know how hard my dick is?
And just it's as thick as

[Outro]
A fucking tree trunk and that
You fucking gay
Burb3rryb3ats and that you dickhead
Right, spark up