Without Burberry

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Without Burberry Lyrics

[Intro]
Burb3rryb3ats, it's me, not a wannabe

[Hook]
Two Vauxhall Novas are in a car park
In a car park, in a car park
Two Vauxhall Novas are in a car park
In a car park, in a car park
Guess who's back, back again
Burberry's back, tell some friends
Burberry's back, Burberry's back
Burberry's back, Burberry's back
Burberry's back, Burberry's back
Burberry's back

[Verse 1]
I've created a bong
'Cause I don't wanna do like coke no more
I want weed, it is hardcore
And if you want some, give us your pocket money
I'll rip you off to the max, I'll think that it's proper funny
Ask your mummy 'Are drugs that bad?'
She'll be like 'What the hell you think? Fucked up your dad'
As a matter of fact, Crackhead Crew are the same
Why the fuck you think their beats are shit and lyrics are lame
Try and maintain the same flame as me
The only burning sensation you get is when you pee
S.T.D, obviously
Have you been by Viper's mum? So have we!
And finally I got a hold of her name
It's Arthur, don't understand then I'll explain
Arthur Bolton, Arthur Manchester
Arthur Birmingham and Arthur Leicester
Chester and the rest of the UK
Personal message for the Blackout Crew (You gay)
Closed my account saying your tunes are copyright
Just pissed off and jealous 'cause I get the spotlight

[Chorus]
This looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little Burb3rryb3ats
'Cause YouTube is shit without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little Burb3rryb3ats
'Cause YouTube is shit without me

[Verse 2]
You dickheads think I'm a nob
But your mum don't complain when she opens her gob
Sucking on my nob, feeling it throb
She thinks it's massive when I've only got a lob
On, 'cause I'm semi-erect
She's a dirty dog, that's why I get checked
For fleas, not S.T.Ds
Mind you I really should 'cause take a look at these
Hot weather, betty swallocks
Fucking hell just check my bollocks
I fuck your mum, do her dogs
Even though they don't wear collars
I say 'Have any of you got an owner?'
If no one owns her then I take her home and bone her
Phone her on a number that she give me
0-8-7-0-Burberry-did-me
Hit me, is what you want to do
'Cause I've drilled your mum and your sister too
What you gonna do? Cry like a bitch
I'll destroy you like I've done with everyone I've dissed
Look at this, it's a change of the weather
Burberry's back and I'm better than ever

[Chorus]
This looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little Burb3rryb3ats
'Cause YouTube is shit without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
'Cause we need a little Burb3rryb3ats
'Cause YouTube is shit without me

[Verse 3]
I don't like cheap makes, I like L&B
It's pointless like listening to MC Smally
It appals me for me to see
Little kids going 'He's a great MC'
Fuck me, open your eyes
Burberry is here so get with the times
No one does funnier or better quick rhymes
And rips N-Dubz for stupid shit like fucking 'Na Ni'
First I rip Smally then Rihanna
Crackhead Crew then MC Viper, the spanner
Made him cry then he messed up his mascara
It was more fun than when I bonked Hannah Montanna
Haha, there's so many people to go through
I rip you up and eat your mother's pussy like tofu
I told you, I'm not someone to be messed with
I'll stuff your sister like a turkey 'cause I'm getting festive
Let this be a lesson to you all
Reckon that you're better, you'll get a kick in the balls
That's all I have to say
Nothing fucking better than the Burberry way
Do I really care? Well it all depends
I couldn't give a fuck who this song offends
And just one little thing before this song ends
Burberry's back you queer gay bellends