[Intro: Megan Thee Stallion, James Corden]
Santa's back
Made a list, checked it twice
He sees you when you sleeping bitch (Sleeping bitch)
Yeah

[Verse 1: Megan Thee Stallion]
He's the new mall Santa
Ho ho ho-ing through Atlanta
Suit from Dolce and Gabbana
Binged ‘The Crown’ just for Diana (Just for Diana)
He's drunk on this eggnog
He gets high in Santa's workshop
And that lil' red nose only shines for Rudolph (ah)
Naughty, got a thick body
Rosy red cheeks people think he's Pavarotti
He would never slip on a roof while it's snowing
Bitch there's your mom, mistletoe, yeah you know it, ah

[Chorus: Megan Thee Stallion and James Corden]
I'm a Santa, jolly, happy, merry
Face is plump and hairy
Sack of gifts I carry, bitch, I carry
Bitch I'm a Santa
Milk n' cookie pairing
Ugly sweater wearing
Christmas cheer we're sharing
Bitch, no Karens

[Verse 2: Megan Thee Stallion, James Corden]
Got an angel topper so you know the tree is rocking
Elves up on the shelves and they're filling custom stockings
Bought a PS5 'cause he's good at online shopping
If you sit on Santa's lap, then you'll see what else is popping
I'm Saint Nick, ooh
I slay all night my sleigh is tight
And so damn quick, ooh (So damn quick)
His gingerbread and candy canes
You're gonna lick, ooh
I'm sliding down chimney shafts made of brick ayy
You know I'm fit, yeah

[Chorus: Megan Thee Stallion and James Corden]
I'm a Santa
Call me Krissy Kringle
Make you north pole tingle
Bells are gonna jingle, bitch
They jingle bitch
I'm a Santa
Expert in gift-wrapping
Lazy elves I'm smacking
Take your nuts I'll crack 'em
Bitch I'll crack 'em
I'm a Santa