[Opening: Meme Supreme]
JASPER! (Yeah!)
It's your big day! (Woo!)
Incredible job!
I know we let you get corrupted
But today, I just wanna tell you

[Refrain: Meme Supreme and ogdeadboyy]
Ayy, congratulations, it's a celebration
Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Here we go!)
Ayy, congratulations (Woo!) for your col’nization
I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing

[Verse 1: Meme Supreme}
Ayy, congratulations to your civ’lization
Guess to beat one hybrid boy you need a whole rock nation
Yeah, you did it very nice, and all it took
Was a big dictative entity with every gem in all Homeworld
Now you're at number one, hope you did nothing bad
Like starting your gov’ment by shat’ring innocent gems
Oops! Didn't think we'd see? It's listed right here on TV Tropes
Get used to your past being held against you like a fuckin dope
I'm sure right now there's nothing that you're doing that's illegal, yee
I'm certain that you haven't had run-ins with the Authority
For legal reasons, that's a joke
For legal reasons, that's a joke
For serious, Diamond Athority, please don't kill me that's a joke
Jasper, I am sorry about the memes, you're the best
I love my lesbian rocks, from Yellow to Blue Diamond
I'll take on all Beach City for you, I'm a heavy hitter
Bout to cause a gem war so you can say the N-w...

[Refrain: Meme Supreme and ogdeadboyy]
Ayy, congratulations, it's a celebration
Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Oh yeah!)
Ayy, congratulations (Woo!) for your col’nization
I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing

[Post-Chorus: Meme Supreme and ogdeadboyy]
Congratulations (Uh)
Congratulations (It's your big day!)
Congratulations (Nice colony there!)
Congratulations (Such a big day)

[Verse 2: Meme Supreme & ogdeadboyy]
I got a message from Lapis. Hmm, what is this?
White Diamond saying, "cease and desist"
Had a problem with me telling them to "hold their defecation"
But, let me educate you silly, that's not defamation (Woo)
White Diamond’s a fucking clod! (Still not defamation)
Suck my fucking quartz disco-balls! (Still not defamation)
Did you know that White Diamond has nothing in her brain?
That's a horrible thing to say
Yeah, but still not defamation!
Diamonds have colonies figured out, that's sick, son
How 'bout next you figure how to fix the fusion system? (*roblox oof*)
Maybe all that power will end your crippling slavery
But looking at the Diamonds’ past, I'm guessing not probably
But never mind the off colors, we just here to party
Just here to pop cookie cats with the Crystal Gem army
Fat & Gluten free 'cause I had a real problem
But we still out there, live it like we 'bout to kamikaze

[Bridge: Meme Supreme}
So this is it, thanks for helping me ‘spite the odds
Ever since I was a young child, screaming ‘bout hot dogs
Yeah, this is it, it's been an adventure
It's the end of the reign of Steven Diamond/Quartz Universe
Through all the hell and fucking battles
You've been by my side
There's no family in the world
I would rather give me their time
It's been a wild ride, so while I can still be heard
Here's one last thank you from the number one gem in the world

[Refrain: Meme Supreme and ogdeadboyy]
Ayy, congratulations, it's a celebration (Oh)
Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Party all day, yeah)
Ayy, congratulations (Woo!) for your col’nization
I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing

[Post Chorus: Meme Supreme and ogdeadboyy]
Congratulations (Bingo Bongo!)
Congratulations (It's your big day!)
Congratulations (How fucking lit)
Congratulations (Such a big day)

[Closing: Meme Supreme]
Congratulations, Jasper!
You did it!
Fuck you, Kevin! (yeah bitch)
Hope that gem war stuff doesn't severely affect your bottom line!

(laughter)
GG
(two claps)