[Intro: Filthy Frank]
It's time to stop
It's time to stop, okay?
No more
Where the fuck are your parents?
Who are your parents?
I'm gonna call child protective services
It's time to stop

[Verse 1: Mew]
Well, it's 2:45 pm
Wake up from snoring, open DMs!
Cat ear headphones by my bed
Creepy old dude left on read
What's popping?
What's popping?

[Verse 2: Mew]
He's six foot or more(whoa!)
He has a profile picture with some edgy japanese words(omae wa mou-)
Just a single message more
And i'm sure to be the girl you adorе

[Bridge: Mew]
I wanna be the girl
That you fall asleep on call with
Therе's other dudes
Who messaged me before you
Do i like you?
Or do i want your attention?
Let's skip to the good bit
Let's consummate our internet connection!

[Chorus: Mew]
I'm in love with an..
I'm in love with an..
I'm in love with an..
With an eboy!
I'm in love with an..
I'm in love with an..
I'm in love with an..
With an eboy!

[Verse 3: Mew]
Gave me diamonds in our server
Protect me from all the creepers!
I'm not flirty
I just have a confession(suki da yo~)
You told me that you've got depression
You're self diagnosed though, you did mention
I thought i could be the one to fix you

[Bridge: Daniko]
I wanna be the guy
That you fall asleep on call with
Meanwhile, I'll
Find other girls to talk with
'Cause you like me
And send me pics of your tiddies
Let's skip to the climax
Let's completely block all contact (wait what?)

[Chorus: Mew & Daniko]
I'm in love with an..
I'm in love with an..
I'm in love with an..
WIth an eboy!
I'm in love with an..
I'm in love with an..
I'm in love with an..
With an eboy!

[Monologue: Mew]
Now we no longer duo
And i've said it so many times before
How can i live on if i keep on collecting
Twitter subtweet fights and lack of attention
Constant pain in every dimension
My body weeps
Disbelief heads suspension

[Outro: Mew]
I wanna be the girl..
That you leave all broken
Your social media scoured
There's another egirl chosen
'cause i'll base my
Ideals of obsessive media
Maybe if i call you out
You'll be cancelled for clout