(Intro)
This is a certified hood classic
I smoked indica and drank Smirnoff Ice and now I am recording a scam rap song
*flamee tag*

(Verse)
I'm mad as fuck Delta delayed my flight
I was supposed to go to LA to do a show tonight
Socked my little cousin for killing me in Fortnite
Fucking my pocket pussy to porn all night (what the fuck?)
Five hundred for the Rick Owens on my pants
Big glocky on my body make you do a dance
Fuck your double cup I'm sippin Four Loko lemonade
I just fucked your bitch and then she hit the renegade
Smacked the fuck outta my uncle and ate some creme betweens
Scammed an old ass bitch who work at Krispy Kreme
Your boyfriend don't even got money to buy Krispy Kreme
I heard he tested positive for Covid-19 (he's sick)
Shoutout Kodak Black pimpin' ain't easy
Scammed some white kid I think it was G-Eazy
Heard that guy sold 8k cause his music's cheesey
2020 and that boy still wearin Yeezy's (350's?)
Sipping G-Fuel cause it gives me energy
Smoking on this indica got me feeling heavenly
Scammed my fucking weed dealer gave him Monopoly money
He thought it was a dab cart I just sold him some honey
Went to EMPTY R__M and bought all the Number (N)ine
Once some boy ratted on me I thought it was 6ix9ine
That boy a one-hit wonder his career was a Vine
He hating on me but he's rocking fucking Philipp Plien
Bust a nut then I eat a fucking Pop-Tart
I scammed that boy out his funds he is not smart
I just sold a freshman kid a fucking South Cart
Stealing shit from the self-checkout at Walmart
Swiped my punched card and buy me a couple TV's
Jumped a blind man like John Cena he couldn't see me
Spent ninety on the necklace that's VV
Pull that Jasmine bitch ride my lamp for the genie
Prada on my feet your mcm rocking Sketchers
VPN on I'm on tor looking for beheaders
Chrome Hearts on my fit got your bitch wetter
Stole all her shit resold it and left her (PayPal friends & family)
Walked up to boy crib he didn't even have a celing fan
I'll scam any motherfucker that's not my mans
Walk in the bank with a ski mask leave with a hundred grand
Got a hundred rappers in my dm's thats a hundred scams

(Outro)
To all, any upcoming rappers, if you actually want a feature from me or repost I'm not actually gonna scam you, like, dm me on instagram, um, you know, PayPal, CashApp, Venmo, like I'm not actually gonna scam you I'm not actually on Teejayx6 shit I'm just crossed and I thought this was funny, um goodbye

Trapaholics, real trap shit