[Intro]
It's time for another bone-chilling battle...
So lock your doors and turn off your lights, before these creatures of darkness manifest inside your reality...
Today, we've got the creepypastas
JEFF THE KILLER
VS!
JANE THE KILLER
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Jeff the Killer]
You think that you're so tough because you hunted me down?
Let me remind you what happened when Randy came to my town
Best go to sleep, because staying up is pretty reckless
One word and I'll choke you with your pearl necklace
I've got killer еntitled, this is your test for survival
The only blood you can spill is from your mеnstrual cycles
And you've only achieved your creepypasta glory
By copying my shtick and piggybacking on my story!

[Verse 2: Jane the Killer]
Poor little Jeff, you think you're a threat?
It doesn't matter how much innocent blood you shed
You're a Mary Sue, a joke from Chelsea Grin to the makeup
Rest your weary eyes, but this time, you won't wake up
You'll fall head over heels for me, right down the stairs
Then you'll regret that you ever met my dark void stare
I'm not stupid Jeffery, and you know what I've learned?
This battle marks the 2nd time you got your ass burned!

[Interlude: Toby Rogers]
Hi, my name's Toby, and I'd like to drop a bar
*cough* Or 2... since I'm sure you all care so fucking much...

[Verse 3: Ticci Toby]
These goddamn ticks, but must be a brain twitch
I think I see 2 clowny kids playing knife tricks
Hey Masky, hey Masky, tell 'em both what'll happen
When they try a verse against a twitchy kid at rapping
I can't feel anything at all, no pain or emotion
Perhaps slitting your throat would help me with the coping
You'll get stabbed with this rap, worse than bad, like my dad
Now who would honestly take on this hatchet-welding maniac?

[Interlude: Slender Man Singers]
Slender Man, Slender Man, the woods is no place to roam
Slender Man, Slender Man, you're all alone and out of hope
Slender Man, Slender Man, the faceless man with the suit and tie
Slender Man, Slender Man, tonight you will surely die

[Verse 4: Slender Man]
The one who owns you Rodgy, kneel as he approaches nearer
Or he'll exterminate the proxy, bigger tragedy than Lyra
Slender Man, Slender Man, the reason for your existence
I'll be the observer as I teleport a good distance
And watch these little kids get brutalised once more
Don't be scared, take my hand, or else, face the 4
No goodbyes will be exchanged, you're all mine now
So much fun we'll have, and I won't break that vow

[Verse 5: suicidemouse.avi]
Executing executives, no escape, madness is building
Tearing at your sanity, Mickey's about to make a killing
You peak of strength matches your rhymes, weak and vile
When this so-called 'God' dies by a video file
I won't let myself be scared by these rejects of society
Best format your computers, flow like the bloodstream from my eyes, see?
After suffering from your verses, you'd expect ME to do it
You all had chances, but like your brains after this you BLEW IT

[Verse 6: BEN Drowned]
YOURTURN Mickey, better wipe off that frown
I've been thinking on it and in my flow you too will drown
I'll leave you in .w-envy when I clock you out
You should have stayed lost because this my town
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT TOBY, I'M SICK OF HAPPY MASKS
Leave you frozen like a statue, a Link to the Past
Shutting down your broadcast because I'm a Cleverbot
Real suffering IS known but you've just been forgot

[Verse 7: Russian #1, Russian #2, Russian #3, and All]
Let us commence the experiment tonight on the table
We shall make insomniac mincemeat out of poor fables
It's too bad Ben drowned really, because our end goal
Would have had him awake, alive, and without a soul
Come at me comrade, and let me tell you the truth
Of our grand design in which we subjugate these youths
We'll have you screaming all hours, and thirty days along
Have you begging and crying to be let back in the cold
But we'll end your existence, don't be too optimistic
We said we'll let you go at the end, that was bolshevik!
With all your hot air flushed out and you mired in your sin
You'll finally realise after this you no longer want to win

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT RAP BATTLE!