[Intro]
R.I.P to my coochie
Destroyed that shit
I'm looking for some wipes to clean your pussy
It's looking pretty dry
You need some Burt's Bees
Look, I don't fuck with y'all
Your channels is a disease
And if you're on this list then die tonight, please

[Verse 1]
I sucked up to Tana for a powerful hour
She still left me in the sun for a couple o' hours
Heat your fans up
Make sure it's a K.O
Fucked them over hard
Might as well use a dildo

[Verse 2]
Somebody go make sure Pewdiepie is okay, though
Looking like Santa got addicted to yayo

[Verse 3]
I ain't talking shit
I'm just airing out my pussy
Spread it open
Full ocean
Take care of this pussy

[Verse 4]
All you life hack bitches be blind and shit
Explains why your channels all started dying and shit

[Verse 5]
David, Liza love each other?
I ain't buying that shit
That's why it's pretty fucking funny to watch 'em cryin' and shit

[Verse 6]
Puny bitches posting notes?
Man, I gotta duck 'em
"I'm not racist anymore,"
Oh, shut up and suck one

[Verse 7]
Twaimz is my baby
He ain't takin' an L
Can't count how many times he said farewell

[Verse 8]
Jake Paul
How you haven't been arrested and shit?
You abused your ex-girlfriend
Not addressing this shit?

[Verse 9]
Emma Cham is a scam with her dresses and shit
Don't know how you got famous
All transphobic and shit

[Outro]
Dreams of fucking with all these little tubas
I'm just playin', but I'm sayin'