[Kurt]
This is the end, my only friend, the end
This is the end, my only friend, the end

[Krist]
I'll offer you simple intellectual, he would do anything
I’ll offer you sex symbolism and the masculine man

[Kurt]
You can deface my grave, my friend

[Krist]
The killer woke up in Belgium
And he poured a lot of syrup on his waffles
And then he walked on down the hall
And he said, "All I want, is to have some hash browns and some grits" and then he walked on down the hall
And then he said, "Listen, I've got a quarter in my pocket and I see that Waffle House jukebox and I'm gonna walk up to the coin slot" and there’s a direct line between my eye and that coin slot, and I lift that quarter out of my pocket and I said, "I wanna hear the Waffle House theme"
So I walked up to the jukebox and I said, "Come on in,"

[Kurt]
"I believe I will"

[Krist]
"I believe I will"
I'll do the Waffle House

[Kurt]
I've got a six pack and nothin' to do