[Intro]
April Fools!
Ayy, shout-out ten men
Shout-out Kamikaze
On that fuck shit, you know what I'm saying?
What did you do to my drink?
I did, I did...
You what?

[Verse 1]
Knick-knack patty-wack, give a dog a bone
I was takin’ out your back, hit you on the fuckin' dome
When I look into your eyes, I know you're not immortal, lies
Mhm with the tool, mhm with the fool (You what?)
Mhm so good smoking all I get the green, on the scene
With the lean and my team, gotta beam, it’s a dream
I achieve, don't think
Can I strip it? Cause the cream
My side on the king, twenty-twenty on the scene (No)
She got that mans on her back
Ask for the hunnid in cash
He gonna let his son lash
She gonna give him a rash
I'm gonna get inside the X-Wing and go to the space needle
I just smoked allergy, it is for me, it's medicinal
Achoo, achoo, achoo
Motherfucker you gotta sneeze gotta take one puff
When it hits my brain, I do feel love
When it hits you you gon' swear it's scuffed
Drifting in the rain, I'm on that funky town shit
Back wheel drive
I'ma tell you, I’m not gonna quit
Popo come through the front door
Get to the back, to the back, to the back, to the back
Hold up in the beamer
Go around the block take a lap, take a lap

[Chorus]
I am an addict and it is fantastic
I can’t get enough of them Sandy Cheeks
Sandy Freak, Sandy Freak
One more blunt her panties breach
Go down to the beach that is right next to the Bikini Bottom
They gon' turn the city into one big Gomorrah and Sodom
She’s a freak, she's a freak
And her name is Sandy Cheeks
She's a freak, she's a freak
And her name is Sandy Cheeks
I like her ’cuz she a freak
I like her 'cuz she a freak
All the meat that just got beat
All because them Sandy Cheeks

[Verse 2]
Jack out here, and I'm rolling with the mommies
Comin' with the heat, I'm a dirtbag commie
Dab so thick it look like honey
Perfect day to smoke, it is sunny
When I eat out Mrs. Puff, she gonna fuckin' expand
I can't even flex, I don't even got one band
Push up on the gas on the fuckin' Invisible Boat-Mobile
Put the money in the bag cause you know that we need that steal
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
You can't tell me that Pearl ain't thick
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
Cause Sandy Cheeks got a bag of tricks
Fuck the cops, I only respect the Hall Monitor
Now put them Sandy Cheeks above me, now I am a gobbler

[Chorus]
I am an addict and it is fantastic
I can't get enough of them Sandy Cheeks
Sandy Freak, Sandy Freak
One more blunt her panties breach
Go down to the beach that is right next to the Bikini Bottom
They gon' turn the city into one big gum ball right inside her
She's a freak, she's a freak
And her name is Sandy Cheeks
She's a freak, she's a freak
And her name is Sandy Cheeks
I like her 'cuz she a freak
I like her 'cuz she a freak
All the meat that just got beat
All because them Sandy Cheeks