[Verse 1]
Oh, you're slurrin' all your words, there's make-up on my shirt
You're dancin' on the tables, can't you see
That you look like a mess and you're singin' Whitney? (Woah-oh, oh-oh)
Oh, I hate you, hate you, I hate you
Hate you when you're drunk

[Verse 2]
Oh, you got them drunken eyes, should we call it a night?
'Cause you've been tellin' stories four-five times
Yeah, I've heard it before and my ears are bleedin' (Woah-oh, oh-oh)
Oh, I hate you, hate you, I hate you
Hate you when you're drunk

[Chorus]
Because you wanna buy champagne (Oh-ooh-oh)
And you wanna throw the shots back (Oh-oh)
And now you're takin' photographs (Oh-ooh-oh)
Why am I the only one that don't laugh? (Oh-oh)
Oh, I hate you, hate you, I hate you
Hate you when you're drunk
So quit actin' like a fool
'Cause I hate you when you're drunk

[Verse 3]
Oh, it's funny how you won't remember anything
But baby, I'ma love you all the same
'Cause I'll pick you up, when you do it all again
Woah-oh-oh

[Chorus]
Because you wanna buy champagne (Oh-ooh-oh)
And you wanna throw the shots back (Oh-oh)
And now you're takin' photographs (Oh-ooh-oh)
Why am I the only one that don't laugh? (Oh-oh)
Oh, I hate you, hate you, I hate you
Hate you when you're drunk
So quit actin' like a fool
'Cause I hate you when you're drunk

[Bridge]
Oh, when the morning comes, you'll blame it all on me
And when you ask for a hug, I got no sympathy
Because I hate you when you're drunk

[Chorus]
Because you wanna buy champagne
And you wanna throw the shots back
And now you're takin' photographs
Why am I the only one that don't laugh?
Oh, I hate you, hate you, I hate you
Hate you when you're drunk
So quit actin' like a fool
'Cause I hate you when you're drunk

[Outro]
Hey
Lala-lala, lala, lala-lala, lala-lala, lala, lala-lala
Lala-lala, lala, lala-lala, lala-lala, lala, lala-lala
Lala-lala, lala, lala-lala, lala-lala, lala, lala-lala
Oh, I hate you, hate you, I hate you, hate you when you're drunk
So quit actin' like a fool
'Cause I hate you when you're drunk