[Harry]
Her name is Noelle
I have a dream about her
She rings my bell
I got gym class in half an hour
Oh how she rocks
In Keds and tube socks
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me

[All]
Cause I’m just a teenage dirt bag baby
I'm just a teenage dirt bag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me

[Niall]
Her boyfriend's a dick
And he brings a gun to school
And he'd simply kick
My ass if he knew the truth
He lives on my block
And he drives an Iroc
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me

[All]
Cause I'm just a teenage dirt bag baby
I'm just a teenage dirt bag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me

[Zayn]
Oh, yeah, dirt bag
No she doesn't know what she's missing
Oh, yeah, dirt bag
No she doesn't know what she's missing

[Louis]
Man I feel like mould
It's prom night and I am lonely
Lo and behold
She's walking over to me
This must be fake
My lip starts to shake
How does she know who I am?
And why does she give a damn about me?

[Liam]
I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe
I'm just a teenage dirt bag baby like you

[All]
Oh yeah dirt bag
No she doesn't know what she's missing
Oh yeah dirt bag
No she doesn't know what she's missing