[Verse 1]
My little brother's in the other room, that's why my house a mess
I'm a victim to these afterthoughts, yes I'm sure you could guess why
Yes I'm sure you could guess why, why

The sink is full of dishes, Pizza Pockets in a pan
But I guess if you get hungry I can heat them up again if you like

If you like, how's your night? Watch your step over that box it's my bad
My little brother is a handful oh man, oh man

Or do you like to play funny games I got Scrabble or Candyland
I'm a handyman, my candy band, spinning Beatles
I'm a Abbey fan on the needles I'm spinning records for you
I'm spinning records for two

[Chorus]
She came in through the bathroom window, disturbed my golden slumbers
Had to carry that weight 'til the end
Her majesty come together (right now)
Hit like Maxwell's silver hammer, it's something
I'm a mean Mister Mustard

[Verse 2]
Made it through the gumdrop mountain, octopus' garden playing Oh, Darling
Here comes the sun that rainbow pass is only saying the end
Sun king to king candy let's pretend, let's pretend

My little brother's in the other room, that's why my house a mess
I'm a victim to these afterthoughts, yes I'm sure you could guess why

[Chorus]
She came in through the bathroom window, disturbed my golden slumbers
Had to carry that weight 'til the end
Her majesty come together (right now)
Hit like Maxwell's silver hammer, it's something

[Outro]
Hey Jude, don't make it bad
Take a sad song and make it better
Remember to let her under your skin
Then you begin to make it better