[Verse 1]
I come from LA, how about you?
I only mention it 'cause I wanted to feel superior letting you know that I come from a popular city
And I want you to come
Eighty miles North or South
I suck in geography
But I don't care where as long as you know it
And as long as you aren't a creep that will lock me in his basement

[Chorus]
Let Me Love You Like A 33 Year Old Faggot That Still Lives With Their Mum And Argues With Her 24/7 And Has A Thigh Gap With Uneven Eyebrows And A Nose That Changes Shape In Every Pic Because Of The Lighting And Wears Heels Everyday And Will Have To Take Feet Surgery When Older Because He Won’t Be Able To Walk

[Verse 2]
I come from a big place far away
I only mention it 'cause I wanted to feel superior telling you that I come from far away
And I want you to come
I guess I could manage if you know geography, because I don't
If you do I can see myself having fun, except if you're a creep that will lock me in his basement

[Chorus]
Let Me Love You Like A 33 Year Old Faggot That Still Lives With Their Mum And Argues With Her 24/7 And Has A Thigh Gap With Uneven Eyebrows And A Nose That Changes Shape In Every Pic Because Of The Lighting And Wears Heels Everyday And Will Have To Take Feet Surgery When Older Because He Won’t Be Able To Walk

[Bridge]
We could get lost in the purple rain
But I hope not because you may be a pedo
Talk about the good old days
But I hope not because you could dox me in some ways
We could get high on some pink champagne
But I hope not because you may be a pedo and you may rape me
Baby, let me count the days I have left to be worried while I think about you potentially not being a mentally stable person

[Chorus]
Let Me Love You Like A 33 Year Old Faggot That Still Lives With Their Mum And Argues With Her 24/7 And Has A Thigh Gap With Uneven Eyebrows And A Nose That Changes Shape In Every Pic Because Of The Lighting And Wears Heels Everyday And Will Have To Take Feet Surgery When Older Because He Won’t Be Able To Walk