[Intro]
I'm John Mayer, and I'm John Mayer
Aaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaaaa-AAAAAAAAAAA-aaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaa
Aaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaa

[Verse 1]
I'm your boy, I am rather full. Phone!
Inside you, nothing sliding, charrin' home, all alone
In the 40 lotion friend-zone!
In you, talking, we walk away, every day
Oh! Think, beautiful! Why, we battle tits
You're a baby! Habaakamheppypitah!

[Chorus]
If you, but, give me night-one jizz
Gonna, zyoom, feed me my wool in!
If you, but, give me night-one jizz
Read you, too, wonder why, moon-ism
Oh, taketwannahtuwatubreakthwata
How through know to water
The real thing, chew, bounce in all
I can so see you like wool in!

[Verse 2]
Talk to ride, take a Malibu!
Didn't want "us", I just look at you, look at you
But if it matters, we are friends (NO!)
Brother cares what people say anyway
Adolf! We can go far in front of you naked!
Hewurtehewewatu!

[Chorus]
If you, cuz, give me night-one jizz
Gonna, zyoom, feed me my wool in!
If you, get, give me night-one jizz
Read you, too, wonder why, moon-ism
Oh, taketwannahtuwatubreakthwata
How through know to water
The real thing, chew, bounce in all
I can so see you like wool in!

[Bridge]
Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!

[Chorus]
If you, yeah, give me night-one jizz
Gonna, zyoom, feed me my wool in!
If you, get, give me night-one jizz
Read you, too, wonder why, moon-ism

[Outro]
What ball is doin' doin'? What ball is doin' doin'?
God, this rain through my runnin' veins for me!
What ball is doin' doin'? What ball is doin' doin'?
God, this rain through my runnin' veins for me!
What ball is doin' doin'? What ball is doin' doin'?
God, this rain through my runnin' veins for me!
What ball is doin' doin'? What ball is doin' doin'?
OOOOOOOOOOooooooo
OOOOOoOOOoOOOo-mmnm
Yeah
*smoochy smoochy*
*wind blowing*