[Ed Sheeran - Shape of You]
I'm in love with the shape of you
We push and pull like a magnet do
Although my heart is falling too

[James Blunt - You're Beautiful]
You're beautiful
You're beautiful

[Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5]
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita's all

[Cher - If I Could Turn Back Time]
If I could turn back time
If I could find a way

[Bee Gees - Haaaah]
You make me wanna haaah
Haaaaaah
Haaaah
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Herbie Bonson - Do the Crunch]
Put your hands on your hips and your hips on your neck
Put your neck on your back, now you're doing the crunch
Do the crunch!
(Why's no one doing it?)

[Chunky Finchman and the Interrupters - She's My Baby]
She's my baby (Shoobeedoowop)
Yeah she's my (Shoobeedoowop)
Said she's (Shoobeedoowop)
Guys, can I (Shoop)
Can you stop (Shoop)
Fuckin' (Shoop)
Let me (Doowop)

[Jöhn Smith - Britain (Is Where I'm From)]
I love Blighty British England, eating chips and fish
Let's all keep our lights on during ze Blitz!
Tea und crumpet

[Disney Inc. - Unconscious Tower Maiden]
I'm waiting for a prince to kiss me
Nonconsensually

[Phillip Jameson - Dirty Anklez]
Let me see thosе dirty ankles!

[Rupert McCarthy - Bellum Est Malum (War Is Bad)]
War is bad
Bad and sad
Makes me mad
Nеver glad
Worst thing I ever had

[The Wright Brothers - Ten Feet High Club]
We're gonna fly in the sky and then we're gonna make love
The first two members of the Ten Feet High Club

[Nurse Licebaron - Bad, Greedy Little Timmy]
Little Timmy didn't wash his willy
Now he's dead of typhoid
Now he's dead of typhoid

[Lord Crisp-Banbury - Mambo No. 4]
A little bit of Elsbeth in my life
A little bit of Baroness Winchester-Smythe-Banbury in my life

[Beethoven - Post-Deafness Acoustic Sessions]
[Instrumental]

[Handel - Zadok the Priest (Club Edit)]
Zadok the motherfuckin' priest!

[Cher - I Turned Back Time]
I can't believe that worked
I only read the WikiHow

[Bogis De Bonbon - Hurmurnurmur]
MurjurturnurwedeTRRBRR dlwrrkurrzzmit
I want to eednid put it the foot wundid weedoo

[Baron Von Hurb - Ma-Ireanr]
Ea da-dawa ma-ireanr hlk wik wak ireanr

[Glög - Ü]
Wuzzsüü dflüü m'lüüü byuü hllk LLKRDKWËËË MÜÜÜÜ

[The Rancid Prince - Be My Daddy]
I live inside a hairy man
I am a childly [?]
Let him be my daddy please, DAAA

[Sir Chillalot - Mambo No. 3]
A minute portion of Winnifred is my darling bride-to-be
Bugles!

[The People of Byzantium - The Coronation of Cher]
(All hail the new queen!)
I can't believe I'm queen

[The Bethlehem Bbz - Zoopzappyzappa]
Zoopzappyzappa zoo zop z'yeah

[Nafkatiti - Mambo No. 2]
𓆳𓆲𓄐𓃬𓂴𓅂𓈆
𓂩𓆄𓆲𓅂𓈆𓆄
𓆳𓆲𓄐𓃬𓂴𓅂𓈆
𓂋𓅂𓆲𓆄𓆳𓅂𓆄

[Gogmagog - Stonehenge Finish]
It's finished
Play!

[The People of Babylon - The Aliens Are Gone]
Thank God the aliens are gone!

[The Aliens - Does Anyone Want To Hang Out]
(Screamy shooty laser pew pew)

[Brog - Mambo No. 1]
Hoo huh hoo hoo ha HOO HA HEEEE

[H. Sapiens - Rock Scraping on Other Rock (Once)]
(Skrep)