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[Verse 1]
Boy, you need a therapist. Like, I'm sorry, like I don't know how I'm s'posed to help you. Like, I don't think I have the tools to help you, like I'm not a professional. Maybe you should like, go talk to a doctah and not like some random **** with like stupid earrings on the internet

[Verse 2]
Honey, please, I'm tellin' ya, get a therapist. Don't message random 20-year-olds on the internet. Please, baby. Get a therapist

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[Verse 3]
Why would you send this to a random 20-year-old on the internet? Pleasе go call a therapist or a help line!

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[Verse 4]
What makеs you think that I am the kind of person who can give good advice?

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[Verse 5]
I mean you're not wrong, that no one would tell me this, but like - that **** hurted. Like it did. But it was hilarious at the same time