[Intro: zeeby, Conical]

Hello, pals and gals
Please, swear to god, mate

[Verse 1: zeeby]

Waduhek is very bad
Because Matt is a big twat
Waduhek is pretty gay
Cause Conical eats some clay every day
It represents his swag
Conicals mum lives in a shack
Matt works in fuckin Audio Shack
His streams entertainment is a lack
But hey, lets cut Matt some slack
Hes just producing Herbalife
While playing the game Fork Knife
With Mihoci and his wife
Cuts himself with a bread knife
Sends blacks to afterlife
His dick is pretty light
And is small almost like a fife
His sister's a housewife
For a gay Arabian, right?
My bad, that's Conical
24/7 Eminem - Fack
Wait, mate, you smoking crack?
Lost your house in blackjack?
Opened a crate and got a Flapjack?
When you run you hang back
Cause you are pretty fat
Wait, mate, your mom a black?
She rapes you back to back

[Verse 2: Conical]

My dad might be black
Like me, he also smokes crack
Zeeby, this track is hella whack!
Do you wanna know my feedback?
After listening I wanna place a dildo in my asscrack
Shoot myself with a Blue Tac
Hit my head with a tack
Run inside a race track
Get ran over by Justin Mark
I won't turn around, my mind might be pitch black
Ever heard of elf on the shelf?
Cause I'm ready to kill myself

[Outro: zeeby, Conical]

You've been trolled epicly, libtard
Actually, I think I'm gonna go now