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Libel Case Lyrics
Do I attract you?
Do I repulse you
With my greasy beard?
And is my perving
Slightly unnerving?
Yes, I'm a little bit weird
I can be gentle
I can be mental
I am repulsive and camp
Nobody likes me
Nobody likes me
I am a hideous tramp
My name is Matthew Kelly
I used to do Stars in Their Eyes
'Til I was sacked from the telly
After some paedophile lies
I was accused
Of having abused
A 12-year-old child
He was molested
I was arrested
There was a high profile trial
Do I repulse you
With my greasy beard?
And is my perving
Slightly unnerving?
Yes, I'm a little bit weird
I can be gentle
I can be mental
I am repulsive and camp
Nobody likes me
Nobody likes me
I am a hideous tramp
My name is Matthew Kelly
I used to do Stars in Their Eyes
'Til I was sacked from the telly
After some paedophile lies
I was accused
Of having abused
A 12-year-old child
He was molested
I was arrested
There was a high profile trial
I was acquitted
No crime was committed
The jury believed my excuse
This song is over
I've got to go before somebody sues
No crime was committed
The jury believed my excuse
This song is over
I've got to go before somebody sues
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- 7.New Man Song
- 8.Libel Case
- 9.Paediatrics
- 14.Urology Clinic A
- 15.Urology Clinic B
- 18.Sleep Studies
- 19.Psychiatry
- 20.Gynaecology
- 21.Phobia Medicine
- 22.Well Man Clinic
- 24.Geriatrics
- 31.I Am what I Am
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Release Date
September 2008
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