Parody of "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Queen

This king God loves was blessed by Samuel yet
This king God loves they just ain't crowned him yet
He ain't ready -- David is the king God loves
This king (this king) God loves (God loves)
He hides (night and daily) from the Israelites
He's king (woo woo) that's right (woo woo)
And King Saul's gonna have a jealous fit tryin' to find him
David is the king God loves
There goes my David
You know he's on the run from Saul
He tried King Achish
He said, "You're not supposed to be here!"
And David got a cold, cold sweat
He started to drool real fast and he put on an act
Feigning madness, he tried
To fake out all the guys in the Philistines
That's why they said he's the crazy little king God loves
LEAD
He started to drool real fast and he put on an act
"He's a madman!" they cried
"Take him outside and call the men in white
To come and get him!" (They'll regret it)
The crazy little king God loves
This king (this king) God loves (God loves) was blessed by Samuel yet
This king (this king) God loves (God loves) they just ain't crowned him yet
He ain't ready -- but David is the king God loves
The crazy little king God loves REPEAT