I just bought a coffee table
But it’s too small for my ogs
Can’t even drink enough tea
Ougha ougha too cold for me

My friend Matthias, got up up and scream
What the fuck, are you kidding?
It’s smaller than a penny
No surprises, he left me

Back in da car, that I rented
To drive back to my mama
I felt so disappointed
So I drove back, to Ikea

Ikeaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaa
Ikeaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaa

Hello Madame, would you help me
I just lost all my ogs
I feel sad, I am hungry
Don’t waste my time, feed me cookies

The restaurant of Ikea
Is very cheap, trust me on that
A lot food, came in my mouth
2 boulettes, and the Madame

I’m in the jail, far from mama
Eating Madame was a bad idea
How couldn’t I think of that
When I was, in Ikea

Ikeaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaa
Ikeaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaa

I get up, I’m in the hood
No more table, no more food
Calling mama, got up on hold
One men pass by, he tells me all

You dressed up like a coffee table
Not credible, but guardians idiots
You were sent back cause of passed guarantee
Trowed you away verry bad quality

Wanted poster, number one enemy
I know what to do, I should meet my ogs
All got arrested, making the final call
Summoning the coffee table

Ikeaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaa
Ikeaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaa

Ikeaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaa
Ikeaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaa