[Intro]
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Whoo whoo whoo
Oh oh oh oh oh oh

[Verse 1]
I know I’m horny I know you care
I scoop you up in my wheelchair
I want your body to smell your farts
Please let me watch you while your playing in the yard
Are we an item, Boy, quit playing!
I wear a diaper to keep from spraying
There's another right on my bare thighs
My first love broke my heart for the first time
And now I'm so

[Chorus]
Horny horny horny ohhhh
Horny horny horny ohhhh
Horny horny horny ohhhh
I’m so horny all of the time (Time)
I’m so:
Horny horny horny ohhhh
Horny horny horny ohhhh
Horny horny horny ohhhh
I’m so horny all of the time (Time)

[Verse 2]
When I was sixty-three I saw my first boy
Nobody compared to my baby
He filled my pants with joy
He had me going crazy gave me a half a chuck
I kidnapped him daily, I gave him back rubs whoo
I brought my pants down and beat my knee when I saw him on the streets
Spying on him in the playground
Chatting in the chat room every week
He got my jimmy raging
Cause he was so amazing but my balls are aching
And I just keep on saying

[Chorus]
Horny horny horny ohhhh
Horny horny horny ohhhh
Horny horny horny ohhhh
I’m so horny all of the time (Time)
Horny horny horny ohhhh
Horny horny horny ohhhh
Horny horny horny ohhhh
I’m so horny all of the time

[Outro]
Get in our van (Ya ya ya)
Get in our van (Ya ya ya)
Get in our van (Ya ya ya)
Get in our van
Our ice cream van