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Stained Couch

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Stained Couch Lyrics

[Verse]
I feel like I'm Pac-Man back in 2011 (Woah)
Fat hustling young nigga, I was servin' out that pressure (Yellow)
My uncle stole my sack and told my momma I was sellin' (Fuck)
Fifteen years since I seen him, if I catch him, I'ma stretch him (Boom)
My label playin' games, got a fat nigga stressin'
So I'm back to sellin' dope, I'ma get this shit however (Huh?)
Deleted my Instagram so it's motherfuck Meta (Fuck 'em)
Side bitch askin' for money, bitch pissed 'cause I can't help her (Ha!)
Ran out of Quagen, so I'm back to sippin' PAI
Servin' lanes while I drive (Drive), police stopped me on the ride (Ridе)
He don't know a nigga high (High), dummy think it's DUI (Yeah)
Told his ass I was hungry, I was reaching for somе fries (Munchies)
Big, fat, and sharp, hoe just call me porcupine (Huh)
Lil' bitch got that WAP, when she come through it's snorkel time
Five turn into twenty when you cross that border line
I slapped my granny 'cause she cook greens and she put some pork in mine (Granny)
That nigga [?] in there sleep, that's Santa Monica on the beach (Huh)
I told that bitch I was faithful, I be lying through my teeth (Woo)
I don't like all that slob, bitch you better suck it neat
She want a thousand for that coochie, she better off drinking bleach
If you touch my nigga [?], you hear them shots ring out (Boom)
My brother used to be my sister, she got a ding-a-ling now (Facts)
Turned my hard-top to a drop-top, nigga blew the brains out (Boom)
She came over here on her period, now I got a stained couch (Fuck)
Hold on man, you say what? If it ain't 'bout money, I'm in the cut
My bitch love when we cuddle, I put my belly on her butt
Lunch Crew, motherfucker, you wanna come and eat some lunch?
Tryna get my dawg an M, he wanna lay up with a slut (Facts)
Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, take a break
After I fuck, I disappear, 'cause this bitch made me wait
Textin' me, tellin' me I'm weird, 'cause I didn't wanna pay the play
Bitch your booty crack was hairy, bitch look like a baby ate
[Outro]
The Lunch Crew Company

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June 26, 2022
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