I love my cat
It's as simple as that
I love my cat
That’s a feline fact
And when my cat
Struts in the room
Just for a moment
I forget all of the micro traumas in my life

Oh-oh

Some people leave their cats in
Same people let their cats out
And though this causes debate
We love our cats the same

And when our cats
Sleep on their backs
Their paws twitch
And we forget all of the times our parents dropped the ball
Oh-oh

And though I know that you
Might say my cat would gladly eat my rotting corpse
I’m overcome by the kisses
That I’m receiving from its sandpaper like tongue
And I feel genuinely loved

Speaking of love…

I love my cat Stevens
He gives me all of the feelings
And though he loves his dog
He writes a hell of a song
And when I hear
Cat sing it sing out
I can't keep it in
It’s as if my cat really truly cared for my well being (new line)

Oh-oh

I love my cat
There's no doubt about that
Though she killed a swallow
She was just livin' la vida gato