[Verse]
You've been on trial for a year or two
It hasn’t been fun at all
Your ass’ gonna crack like the PATRIOT Act
You can’t cruise the schools in the fall
You’re down and low to sneeze to fulfill your need
Big Brother is watchin’ you
NAMBLA’s in a plight and you wanna bet
Family Watchdog’s houndin’ you

[Pre-Chorus]
It's time to face what you most fear
Michael Jackson can’t help you here
Face the truth you molester
Face the truth you chester

[Chorus]
You’re R. Kelly in Cambodia
You’re twisted and you’re sick
You’re R. Kelly in Cambodia
Someone needs to chop off your dick

[Skit]
[Bailiff]
All rise for the Honorable Judge Juicy

[Judge]
The defendant will quit wiggling his jiggler, R. Kelly?

[R. Kelly]
Yes Jerry?

[Judge]
You are accused of fucking every underage sturgeon you can get your hands on. How do you plead?

[R. Kelly]
Guilty, your honor, with an explanation

[Judge]
Explain your sorry limpdick ass to the court, Mr. Kelly

[R. Kelly]
You see Jerry, I am the Midnight Nambler

[Judge]
Bailiff, fry that man’s bacon with a taser!

[Hook]
Let me tell you about a midnight NAMBLA
Tell you about a midnight NAMBLA
Let me tell you about a midnight NAMBLA
Let me tell you about a midnight NAMBLA

You’ve got toys for tots (wah)
Toys for tots (wah)
Toys for tots (wah)
Toys for tots

[Chorus]
You’re R. Kelly in Cambodia
You’re twisted and you’re sick
You’re R. Kelly in Cambodia
Someone needs to chop off your dick