Let me take you down to Yankee Stadium where
Strawberry fields while making drug deals
And nothing seems to dry him out
Strawberry rehabs forever

Living is easy for sports pros
Who put the fannies in the seats
A superstar can get messed up but he can still cash out
If he can hit .293

And he won't come down, 'cause he loves his toot
When Strawberry fields, he's making drug deals
As long as he can hit 'em out
Strawberry's stash lasts forever

Now when he's swinging it's strike three
I'll bet he must be high on blow
And all the little kids will think that it's alright
To get real high and grab a bat

Let me take you down to Yankee Stadium where
Strawberry fields while making drug deals
They're never gonna kick him out
Strawberry rehabs forever
Strawberry rehabs forever
He'll probably relapse forever

(Cell phone ringing)
"Hello Darryl Strawberry. Look man, I told you never to call me to the game, you know. Hey look, I probably oughta go, there's a fly ball comin' in, alright I'll call you later then."

I snorted blow

I'm on parole