[Intro: J-Dog]
I hear there's a new app popular with the kids these days
Maybe I should check it out
It has a really shit name; it's called TikTok or some shit?
Now, what the fuck do we have here?
Who the fuck is Charli D'amelio, Loren Gay?
God, these bitches might as well be sucking off Zhang Yiming's entire family
Nah, Nah, this ain't fucking right!
What do you think, Pinhead?

[Verse 1: Pinhead]
I spy with my eye a tool of the Chinese government
Surrender your soul to the CCP; that's the TikTok covenant
All you gotta do is ask if you wanna be tracking my facе
You already know our name and our number
So I'll tеll you now our address is your mum's place
Fuck these bland ass pork chops making clips with no spice
Bitch that's a crime
Gonna be irrelevant in two years
When you're living in the land before thyme
Simp infested waters, no cattle, just sheep
Had to be banned in India
Cuz they had enough shit in the streets

[Verse 2: Lil-Udder]
Fuck, Winnie-the-Pooh, Winnie-the-Pooh
Little piece of shit, fill your ass with bamboo
We'll fuck you up, like Carlsen in chess
MSS, bovine finesse
Look at these fucking pedos simping for underaged TikTok thots
Bovine Gang, erotic (Bubonic)
Sugma dick, aphonic (Pentatonic)
HIV, that's chronic
Go fuck yourself; you're demonic!

[Build]
Fuck, TikTok, kill it, fuck, TikTok, burn It
Bovine Gang, fucked, TikToks, ass
Fuck, TikTok, kill it, fuck, TikTok, burn It
Bovine Gang, fucked, TikToks, ass

[Outro]
Slow down, get down, you talentless piece of shit!
Dance for me bitch, dance when I tell you to!
This shit's worse than corona, and that's a compliment!
You lip-syncing bitches better run from my boner!
Cuz it gave me aids