[Intro: Brad Paisley]
Here we go

[Verse 1: Brad Paisley]
Well, I won two dollars on a scratch off ticket
So I went back to the counter and I bought two more with it
And I won ten bucks and that was just right
So I bought a six-pack and a bag of ice
You know even if our ship came in and this is all we got
It ain't like we really need a million dollar yacht
'Cause

[Chorus: Brad Paisley]
We got an inner-tube
We got a trailer hitch
We're near the river (oh) and far from rich
But we have got each other and gas in the tank
We're laughing all the way to the river bank

[Verse 2: Brad Paisley]
Still can you imagine if we ever struck it
I'd go shoot tequila take a lime and suck it
And we'd all tell our bosses they can do the same
We'll find a big cruise ship and buy the whole dang thing
We'd sail around the world and go to shore in a dinghy
But 'til that dream comes true why don't you grab your bikini
'Cause

[Chorus: Brad Paisley]
We got an inner-tube
We got a trailer hitch
We're near the river (oh) and far from rich
But we have got each other and gas in the tank
We're laughing all the way to the river bank

[Verse 3: Colt Ford]
Fire up the Sea-Doo, that's how we do
Good Lord o' mercy, sure hope she do
Wanna float down the river
Give a sip of that shine, make her liver quiver
We hangin' at the river bank
You know ATM's not where we swim
Just beer, floats, trucks, girls
Welcome to our world

[Bridge: Brad Paisley & Colt Ford]
However it goes, get rowdy, get wet, get wild
We got it made, crank it up, drink it up, get loud
Cause, baby we can float, the river bank is always open
Or we can ride a wave, don't worry 'bout us we floatin'
Come on Brad get rip

[Chorus: Brad Paisley]
We got an inner-tube
We got a trailer hitch
We're near the river (oh) and far from rich
But we've got each other and gas in the tank
And it's a beautiful day (crank it up, drink it up, get loud)
We're laughing all the way to the river bank